Way Down South

Way Down South

After a few days of travel through the interior of Southern India, I'm 

at the coast again.  I'm way down south, just off the west coast, on a 

little island called Cochin (Kochi).  I didn't think that I'd ever use 

the word "quaint" to describe anything in India, but Cochin is.  It's 

kind of like the Charleston of India.  It's also very PC and many 

religions live here in harmony, unlike most of the rest of India.  There 

are Hindus, Christians, Moslems, and even Jews (we're everywhere).  The 

Jews have been here for about 2200 years, ever since Babylon.  But there 

are only about 20 left today (they all took off for Israel, they're no 

dummies.)

It's hot here.  I mean really hot.  Silly hot.  And humid.  This place 

is lush, it is green and there is water everywhere.  I spent most of the 

other day taking a canoe trip down a river on the mainland.  Very 

tropical and jungly (that's right, jungly).

I found about what that thing on Indian women's heads (bindi) means.  It 

means nothing.  They just think it looks good.  Actually, everybody has 

shit all over their foreheads here.  When you go to the temple and get 

blessed, they often put ash and/or colored powder on your forehead.  

There are different patterns and styles depending on whether the temple 

is down with Shiva, Vishnu, or whomever.  I don't get blessed too much 

if I can help it; I can live without a dirty forehead.  My coolest 

blessing:  I was in this out of the way temple, minding my own business 

when two women and a priest came rushing up to me.  The women grabbed my 

arms and led me down to the temple's reservoir.  The women then threw 

white stuff into the water and hundreds of little fish came up to eat.  

As the water churned and bubbled, the priest dipped his hand into the 

water, sprinkled it on me, and blessed me.

I broke my cheapest room record by 20 cents.  I stayed at a place that 

cost $1.20.  What do you get for $1.20?  Well, you get a 7x12 concrete 

cell with a mattress type thing on a raised section of the floor, a 

communal hole, and no running water (but there is a pump).  It was 

actually a lot better than it sounds.  It was clean, and was run by a 

nice family.  

Mammals I've seen:

913 cows

823 goats

367 dogs

75 chipmunks (all of the non-singing species, unfortunately)

66 cats

54 pigs

27 monkeys

3 elephants (inside temples)

2 rats (one of which I saw inside a restaurant while eating dinner)

1 weasel-like thing

1 squirrel-like thing

When children ask me for a school-pen, I ask them for rupees.  When they 

ask for rupees, I ask for a school-pen.  It works very well.

I've taken the train 3 times now, including 2 overnights.  The trip to 

get here was during the daytime and the scenery was amazing.  I saw 

people making gravel for new train tracks a few times.  Here's how you 

make grtavel:  A few guys break big rocks for sledgehammers.  A few more 

people break those chunks into medoium chunks.  A few more people break 

those chunks into gravel-sized chunks.  All day.  In the hot sun.  I'm 

going to remember that the next time I bitch about my job.

Instead of shaking their heads up and down to indicate "yes," Indians 

move it from side to side.  It's hard to describe exactly.  It looks 

like someone has punched them in the face and they are wobbily and about 

to pass out.  

They drive on the left-hand side of the road here.  It's not as hard to 

deal with as it is in England, though.  Whenever you step into the road 

you have to be hyper-aware anyway, so I'm always looking everywhere.  

And since there really any aren't any rules here, just some general 

guidelines, there's a good chance that some of the people are driving on 

the right-hind side anyway.

I have heard from Julie.  She is about 1500 miles away from me.  We are 

going to try to meet up in Hospet (Hampi) next week.  We'll see...  I'll 

be around here for two more days, then it's about a two day journey to 

Hospet.  I'll be there for about a week, and then I'm going to Agra.  

I'll be there for three or 4 days, and then home.

Funkiest thing so far:  I was playing catch with some kids yesterday.  

After dinner, I ran into one of them again.  He told me that there was a 

celebration down at the temple and asked me if I wanted to come.  It was 

way cool.  Drummers, streets lined with flaming lamps, an elephant.  It 

was kind of like a street festival.  But the most bestest part is that 

the celebration lasts for several nights.  Tonight there are going to be 

3 elephants, fireworks, and a kind of folk dancing skit call Kathakali.  

Kathakali is what this part of India is known for and Cochin has a few 

tourist places that have Kathakali shows.  I was going to see one of 

those, but now I am very excited about being able to see it for real.  

One odd thing:  I know that the Nazi's stole the swastika from here, but 

it is still a bit strange to see big flaming swastikas being carried on 

top of 7-foot poles.

XOXOXO,

Mike

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